We’re going to Mildura
For this year’s AGM
Any excuse to go away
And get away from them.

You know, all the rellies,
Who descend each and every weekend
And all those pesky neighbours
Your tools they just have to lend.

We could have done with a few more signs
When we arrived in the dark.
Who’d believe it’d be hard to find
A huge red tent in the dark!!!!!

There was plenty to amuse us
Tag alongs and Driver’s Skill Tests.
It doesn’t really matter
But we all want to be the best.

They’ve thought about our stomachs
There’s a breakfast BBQ
And I really couldn’t believe it
Morning and Arvo’ tea too.

The wine tasting was a definite hit
With me and all my mates.
The dinner too was delicious
I saw lots of well-cleaned plates.

An after dinner speaker
I wonder if he works for free
Followed by Red Faces
It was worth a laugh or three

So we went along to Mildura
For a weekend in the sun
The Magical Mystery Muster
A great weekend of fun

Written by Lyn Klinkert